Huangshiren: Stop, you scum! I shall seize some pleasure!... Jiang, my friend, you've misunderstood! This pleasure is not the same as that pleasure. Pleasure is emptiness, emptiness is pleasure, shall we discuss this?... Jiang, please refrain from insulting... Jiang, don't slap me... Oh no! Yuan Hong, cut him! Nezha, hold his hands! Wukong, blindfold him with the tiger skin mini skirt I made for you! What are you doing?! I'll burst his chrysanthemum! Countless heavenly beings! Primordial Heavenly Lord: Disciple, I sent you down the mountain to become a god. Where is the List of Heavenly Seals? Did Huangshiren take it? Who is Huangshiren anyway? Heavenly Master of the Celestial Teaching: This scoundrel is truly the most despicable person in the world, but hey, he amuses me! Supreme Lord Laozi: From now on, anyone who kills Huangshiren, I'll give them a gourd with a Nine-Revolution Golden Elixir! Daoist Lu Ya: Whoever kills my good disciple, I'll dig up their mother's ruined grave! Bodhisattva Manjushri: Master, Huangshiren... he... he touched my tofu! Lesser Demons: Our ancestor is the heavens, our ancestor is the earth, our ancestor embodies the righteous energy between heaven and earth! Who caused Daji to toss and turn? Who climbed onto Avalokitesvara's bed? Who inserted themselves into Yunzhongzi's nostrils? Who became Shen Gongbao's brother? Who abducted Li Jing's son? And who destroyed the Sealing of the Three Realms?! If you, my dear readers, think "I Shall Seize Some Pleasure" is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in your QQ groups and Weibo!